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To: Demeter@pantheon.org
From: Persephone@underworld.edu
Subject: Annual Leave
Hi Mom,
Don't take this personally, but I won't be coming home this year for my annual visit. I'll miss you--and too bad about no spring or summer--but the underworld is HAPPENING right now, and I just can't get away.
I know, I know, I used to complain about life down here: dark, nothing to do. I couldn't wait to get back to earth every year. But there's been a mega-change, and I am so, so loving it!!!! Picture this: the underworld full of scientists and never a dull moment. I have joined a double-beta decay experiment, and and if we find what we're looking for, watch out: It's gonna change the way we see the universe. We'll know what happened to the antimatter after the Big Bang. Finally!!!! I almost joined a geoscience experiment to find out what causes earthquakes--trust me, it's not Atlas shrugging--or an astrophysics search for dark matter, but those fascinating little neutrinos won me over. (After a few millennia down here, dark matter gets old...) Anyway Mom, I'll be taking shifts for my experiment, POMEGRANATE, so I'm sorry but I can't come home this year.
Your loving daughter,
Persephone
To: Persphone@underworld.edu
From: Demeter@pantheon.org
Subject: Re: Annual Leave
Persephone,
Got your message. Any room on the Dark Matter Search for an Earth Goddess? I'm putting the seasons on "auto" and coming on down.
Love,
Mom
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